Episodes

Hey Lovers, this week on the show I'm chatting about tired-ass #Vegans, #LEGALWEED in #NM, Whatta YOU like? Being TOO Nice and much more delightfulness!! Make sure to subscribe & share if ya haven't already, plus it'd be AMAZ...

Hey Lovers, I'm so overwhelmed by this week! Not only what's happening in the media, but internally as well...Mortified by the MOMic, Oscar Positive, and lotsa talk around the slap heard round the world...was it a distraction...

Hey Lovers, this week was filled with work and workin' it: shows & sisters! acting out songs! are you my server? teaching the children from stage and more fun than you can have on a weekday!! #funnypodcasts #audiodiary #genx ...

Car Troubles, TV Broken...what am I a country song? This week on my wildly fun, true-story-filled, funny-ass show: Do you LOVE money? Leggo my Ego, Auntie & the phone sex, plus much more fun!! Subscribe & Share with your frie...

and proud! Today's show was a fntastic time and I hit all the walls of my sexy notes..Crazy for Coffee? CLAWS! Fake Snakes! Words We LOVE! Russian Kids are hardcore...and much more to lift your spirits and get ya laughing!! S...

Hey there lovers, Another fantastic show coming your way!! Today I'm talking such great stuffs: Mardi Gras pasts! Beads n Boobs! Not so Magic Mountain! Comedy Clubs & Special Ed (not the rapper-the class for 'slows') #mardigr...

Hey lovers, this week is special cuz one of my favorite people and supporters came through & visited for a few fun movie reviews! I also brag about being the person yuo call when you're tripping, but if you're unprepared for ...

Hiya Lovers! Wow what a great show today talking about all the GEN X greatness re #halftimeshow2022 I missed the #shootout at my Build! Heyyyyy WTF is 'Don't Say Gay?" Oh, Florida! My GIANT Head...and more #bigheadsbook #gen...

Hey Lovers, what a fun show this week! I talk about my love for Pam & Tommy, Bad Fashions, Book Bans and more. Have any stories you want me to talk about? jessisratchet@gmail.com #funny #LOL #funnypodcast #ladycomic #sexposit...

Hi Lovers, this week was an absolute blast! I'm chatting about: #selfcare #sexpositivity #kanyegonebad #rollerskating #funnyladycomic #onewomanshow #funnytruestories WANNA BE A PATREON? Starts at $3- a month getwood69 ...

Hey Lovers, I hope everyone's week is going along splendidly..Oh watta fun show today! I watched a mean Karen get kicked out of Trader Joes...who could be mean to those folks?! I Met a cool few kids and we spoke pretty deep.....

I'm so excited to be back this week to chat about my week! STOP the SNAPS! Polite Threaders! My Face and My Tatas & Not Needing it.... You can join my Patreon starting at $3- a month,and that's cheaper than your daily coffee,...

When was the last time you looked at your sexy parts? I discuss my bathroom squat and delight at what I saw! Sex without Education is a major disservice to ALL...Capitol talk, Throwback Dumpsters and more! #entertainment #edu...

Hey lovers happy new years😘❤️Do you say year or years? I’m chatting about past & present NYE, Masculine meets the Feminine, Rockstar Comic and more!! Subscribe on all audio platforms & Share with your friends #newyears #funst...

Hey lovers, it's your pal Jess Wood, Today's show has a few seconds of weird sounds, but once I get goin...whatta great time! Gizzin' out and Peggin' yer boi, BING BONG got me missing NYC, Barbie Bubble Bath and the bloody he...

Hey lovers, A very Happy Solstice to ya all! Today's show is a fun one...Nancy Regan's Mouth! Porn vs. Sex Talks! Rio Rancho Flags! and more goodies to giggle at. Share with your pals and subscribe if ya haven't already. Let'...

Jess Wood loves to talk sex! And by Jess I mean ME...I especially love wiping out shame & anxiety, so I use personal stories and humor to navigate. This week I'm chatting about NYC invaded by Bros & Sorority Girls! I visited ...

Hiya folks and welcome to another fun and entertaing show with your girl Jess Wood! This week I'm chatting about Co-Hosting on the FM Hip-Hop radio station The Hustle, How's Your Holiday Hell Story? Parades and Papis! Threadb...

Well lovers, a lotta hair and die on this weeks show...AND it's the strat of the Hell-A-Days, so I'm chatting about: Hanukah and Not Knowing I Was Jewish! Christmas Music & Mama El! Welfare Payphone! and more goodies to make ...

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer...have ya seen it lately? It's serving heavy patriarch and nazi vibes. Plus? "This is NO holiday, Jessie!" Mama El talks turkey. I tackle some anger issues and putting down the bat for peace. I ...

Hey Lovers, my week has been even wilder than that damn Daylight Savings! Take my Cherry-challenge! Mid-day Penthouse Forum, I'm a natural cheerleader and more! VENMO @ Jess-Wood-10 SHARE & SUBSCRIBE TAG SOME FRIENDS thanks X...

Hey lovers! What a wild week...Astroland Tragedy...I've been in a crowd surge and it's scary as fuq! Can we forgive our parents?! Ghosts! Get it out with your pen-Writing with Ms Pamela and much more! So come hang out xoxo se...

Dia de los Muertos, ACTING and ALL your holiday shopping needs met! This episode holds fun stories, jewelers/painters/clotheirs/beauty and more for your local pleasures. I've also got some great jokes sprinkled in. Whatta bla...

A very special Halloween episode of Get Woooooooooooooooood! This week was a fun one filled with spook-tabular scenes from past Hallows eve, a trip to scary-ass sprouts, and ouiji board trouble..... SHARE WITH YOUR FIENDS xox...