Welcome to Jess Wood & her comedy sex positive show Get Wood
GET WOOD
1st White Girl on Def Comedy Jam

GET WOOD

Get Wood is Jess Wood: Born to Hippies, Raised by Gangs and the first white girl to grace HBO’s Def Comedy Jam, Jess is a funny sex positive comic storyteller. Taking her personal stories and infusen em with humor+ authenticity.
Unique, silly, and sometimes sad, Jess is honest and open and always a good time. Her characters are also guaranteed to brighten your day (or make ya clutch your pearls!)

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Recent Episodes

Wrap It Up
March 28, 2026

Wrap It Up

Bonjour Boners! And SO many boners over Spring Break...or should I say OUTBREAK?! Oy. NGL...I get riled up. Our rappers rapped about wrapping it up....Parental Decoratations Anyone? I really wanna know. Flood waters. Tropic T...
Slob My Knob, Job
March 21, 2026

Slob My Knob, Job

Bonjour Boners and welcome to another silly ass storytelling show from me your pal Jess Wood! This week I'm coming in hot with Joe Dirt references and a whole lotta fire from the week! Mind Body Spirit or the 3 Witches? Punk ...
Honest and Undressed
March 14, 2026

Honest and Undressed

Bonjour Boners! Fun show this week. I start off tellin ya all about my whoops moment from last week, when I thought my camera was off... Laughs on Beaver street, Police Knockings, and more silly to get you gigglin Love when y...
DTF is Great
March 7, 2026

DTF is Great

Bonjour Boners! Another cra cra wee wee fo sho. I'm back from my sold out album recording and whatta story that is!! Also...the MTA dude who was stupid can suck it. Plus? More silly shi and party and bullshit. Share with your...
Make Love Not War
Feb. 28, 2026

Make Love Not War

Bonjour Boners! What a week...from mighty blizzards to drunky mcwhite lady it's all been quite an adventure. Come with me to the boogie down Bronx , the Lower East Side and Chinatown NYC and lets practice loving each other. x...
Rebel With Me
Feb. 21, 2026

Rebel With Me

Bonjour Boners! Another crazy ass week...thank Goddess I have some fun stories for ya: Melrose Ave & LA Gangs, Olympic Condom Usage, Valentines Day Subway Wisdom and more. Hoping this brings you some giggles in all this madne...