Episodes

Hey Lovers, what a fun show this week! I talk about my love for Pam & Tommy, Bad Fashions, Book Bans and more. Have any stories you want me to talk about? jessisratchet@gmail.com #funny #LOL #funnypodcast #ladycomic #sexposit...

Hi Lovers, this week was an absolute blast! I'm chatting about: #selfcare #sexpositivity #kanyegonebad #rollerskating #funnyladycomic #onewomanshow #funnytruestories WANNA BE A PATREON? Starts at $3- a month getwood69 ...

Hey Lovers, I hope everyone's week is going along splendidly..Oh watta fun show today! I watched a mean Karen get kicked out of Trader Joes...who could be mean to those folks?! I Met a cool few kids and we spoke pretty deep.....

I'm so excited to be back this week to chat about my week! STOP the SNAPS! Polite Threaders! My Face and My Tatas & Not Needing it.... You can join my Patreon starting at $3- a month,and that's cheaper than your daily coffee,...

When was the last time you looked at your sexy parts? I discuss my bathroom squat and delight at what I saw! Sex without Education is a major disservice to ALL...Capitol talk, Throwback Dumpsters and more! #entertainment #edu...

Hey lovers happy new years😘❤️Do you say year or years? I’m chatting about past & present NYE, Masculine meets the Feminine, Rockstar Comic and more!! Subscribe on all audio platforms & Share with your friends #newyears #funst...

Hey lovers, it's your pal Jess Wood, Today's show has a few seconds of weird sounds, but once I get goin...whatta great time! Gizzin' out and Peggin' yer boi, BING BONG got me missing NYC, Barbie Bubble Bath and the bloody he...

Hey lovers, A very Happy Solstice to ya all! Today's show is a fun one...Nancy Regan's Mouth! Porn vs. Sex Talks! Rio Rancho Flags! and more goodies to giggle at. Share with your pals and subscribe if ya haven't already. Let'...

Jess Wood loves to talk sex! And by Jess I mean ME...I especially love wiping out shame & anxiety, so I use personal stories and humor to navigate. This week I'm chatting about NYC invaded by Bros & Sorority Girls! I visited ...

Hiya folks and welcome to another fun and entertaing show with your girl Jess Wood! This week I'm chatting about Co-Hosting on the FM Hip-Hop radio station The Hustle, How's Your Holiday Hell Story? Parades and Papis! Threadb...

Well lovers, a lotta hair and die on this weeks show...AND it's the strat of the Hell-A-Days, so I'm chatting about: Hanukah and Not Knowing I Was Jewish! Christmas Music & Mama El! Welfare Payphone! and more goodies to make ...

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer...have ya seen it lately? It's serving heavy patriarch and nazi vibes. Plus? "This is NO holiday, Jessie!" Mama El talks turkey. I tackle some anger issues and putting down the bat for peace. I ...

Hey Lovers, my week has been even wilder than that damn Daylight Savings! Take my Cherry-challenge! Mid-day Penthouse Forum, I'm a natural cheerleader and more! VENMO @ Jess-Wood-10 SHARE & SUBSCRIBE TAG SOME FRIENDS thanks X...

Hey lovers! What a wild week...Astroland Tragedy...I've been in a crowd surge and it's scary as fuq! Can we forgive our parents?! Ghosts! Get it out with your pen-Writing with Ms Pamela and much more! So come hang out xoxo se...

Dia de los Muertos, ACTING and ALL your holiday shopping needs met! This episode holds fun stories, jewelers/painters/clotheirs/beauty and more for your local pleasures. I've also got some great jokes sprinkled in. Whatta bla...

A very special Halloween episode of Get Woooooooooooooooood! This week was a fun one filled with spook-tabular scenes from past Hallows eve, a trip to scary-ass sprouts, and ouiji board trouble..... SHARE WITH YOUR FIENDS xox...

Is what I imagine the half-feral cats from downstairs say, but I tried the cucumber trick anyway! Rocky Horror picture show raised me! Palm Springs is outta cigarettes? and much more funny stuffs. Spit-take, giggle, gafaww an...

Hey Lovers, I can't wait for you to listen to this weeks show! I'm letting it all out: A Jew at A German Club, Robolights, Comedy Ted Talk and the story oof how, when and why I did heroin in NYC. *CASHAPP $getjesswood *VENMO ...

Hi Lovers, on today's show I'm talkin': Vacation Mindsets. Brown Jesus and His T-shirts. Jealous of OnlyFans...and more! Share with your friends, subscribe and send a story you'd like me to discuss at jessisratchet@gmail.com ...

Hey lovers, whatta week: Celebrating 20yrs of Tenacious D! Wedding Woes! Brits are Hilarious and more! SO FUN TO SHARE Feelin frisky? VENMO @ JESS-WOOD-10 * PAYPAL @ WOOD382 * CASHAPP @ getjesswood xoxoxoxox sending loves, xo...

What a wild week I've had! Talkin': True Crime and Tuff-MUDDER! Therapy with Crystal! Norms Midwestern Phone Sex! Karens on the Loose! and more fun than you can smoke a stick at. What? Just come in, listen and have some laugh...

Oh what fun I had this week laughing about: A Snack or Two! SAG Awards! Smoking Dust and Dic Pics Too!! CASH APP $getjesswood VENMO @jesswood10 PAYPAL @Wood382 Subscribe & Share with your pals xoxoxox Jess

Hey lovers, this week was a heavy one filled with a lotta loss...but with the support and love from you, I got through it AND had some funny things to say. I'm talkin': Manifestation of Dick! Mi Tocaya! Gen X Adulting! F@ck T...

Hi lovers, twas a weird and tuff one this week...lotsa loss, but we managed to keep our heads up. With the help of: Reggae Club Memories! Celebrating Duke City Day! Cool-ass Photographers! Embarrassing Muttering and more... P...