Welcome to Jess Wood & her comedy sex positive show Get Wood

Episodes

March 14, 2023

Self Esteems & Oscar Dreams

Hey lovers, the show was amazing this week; chattted about having BIGGER dreams than Job Interviews off Telephone Poles + A few movie reviews and lotsa silliness Enjoy and Share xoxo Jess

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March 7, 2023

Sh*t Schmears

Don't get grossed out, lovers...One of the stories today is about the new FDA approved Anal sex condoms...and more juicy goods to keep ya entertained!!

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Feb. 28, 2023

Gen X Love Styles

Hey Lovers, fun show today talking about love and dates with different generations in the digital age, ACTING! and my Off Broadway audition experience...MAMA EL and where she got her accent...plus more!

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Feb. 21, 2023

Carnival Time

It's Fat Tuesday and I'm celebrating with stories about: My SEXY Surprise on Valentines Day! RIP to some of our heroes. Childless and Proud...and the backlash with lotsa fun goodies from my week. Mardi Gras Fat Tuesday and Ge...

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Feb. 14, 2023

SuperBowls & Art Holes

What a week, lovers and Happy VD btw! Try n catch the video of this on IG @getjesswood cuz my makup is inspired by Last of Us and BladeRunner and the state of our world...Don't worry-this is a comedy show! Week started off by...

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Feb. 7, 2023

Grammys Grammys bo Bammys

Hey Lovers, what fun I had this week chatting about #GRAMMYS2023 Spy Phones all around Happiness in us and more silly fun stuff

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Jan. 31, 2023

Santos Lovitz Super Pu$$y

Hey Lovers, what a fun episode! This week I'm chatting about the shame name game-mostly for women's parts n stuff...no thank you I say, but society may tell me something different...John Lovitz on Howard Stern as George Santo...

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Jan. 24, 2023

Tempura-a tribute

Shecky Beagleman (not her real name) was an amazing and inspiring comedic performer. She passed away almost a montha ago and I'm pretty sure she's sending us all messages from beyond...the title of this episode is both part ...

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Jan. 17, 2023

Real Tough Girl Sh*t

Hey Lovers today's show was amazing, thanks to another wild week...You ever have to have a tough conversation with somebody? Do it in an even tougher neighborhood! How bout "Corporate Dressing" Do you even know what that mean...

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Jan. 3, 2023

I Love a Goofy Criminal

Happy New Year, Lovers! 1st episode of 2023 has some NYE ritual talk, a Polar Plunge and Birthday to remember Enjoy and Share with yer pals xoxo Jess

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Dec. 27, 2022

Witch Jail

hello lovers, twas a really silly fun show this week-and I know I needed it...Arrested for GTA in my bikini! SAG card from Hill Street Blues! Kosher Sushi and more!!! Make sure you follow on IG @GetWood and youtube jesswood69...

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Dec. 20, 2022

Chappy Chanukkah

Hey Lovers, a buncha holiday goodies is what this show is made of: Dancin' at Dollar Tree, Gallery Show on Shrooms, F*ck Trish and more ! #hannukah #holiday #truefunnystories #tiktokdances

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Dec. 13, 2022

The Most Traumatic Time of the Year

Hey Lovers, such a fun show today tellin' the story of my Junkie-Stick-Up-Kid BF Jail Visit for XMAS, Tales of The Dangerous Barbie Bubblebath and a little teaser for next weeks show about Acid on XMAS eve...have a great week...

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Dec. 6, 2022

Bing Bong and a Botanica

Loverss, what fun it was to ride today and have stories that did sleigh; WTF's the irs do again? Mermaid Ave adventures featuring Bing Bong himself Mr Gorilla Nems and a LIVE viewing of his new show 'We Outside!" Leave a revi...

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Nov. 29, 2022

Balenciaga Bondage Bears for Xmas

Balenciaga Bondage Bears seem like a perfect gift for the holidays...JK JK...unless you're into it. I'm ranting about how there's too much shame in our culture and bondage is fine if we're all consenting...adults...oh, yea we...

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Nov. 25, 2022

My Mom Hates Thanksgiving

Holidays make a lot of us crazy, and Mama El always spoke her mind about them...I relate her thoughts here....actually? She just shows up unannounced as usual. I also tell the story about me having Sex with the Special Ed TA ...

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Nov. 15, 2022

Vabbing LIVE!

Have YOU Vabbed? It's not as weird as people say, I even give an example...shame-free and funny! Get Wood also believes it's ok and encouraged even to ASK FOR HELP when feelin' funky....c'mon, we've all been through a group t...

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Nov. 8, 2022

Celebrity Ghosts & Baba Yaga

hey loverrs, t's been a learning kinda week for me-eclipse and all....Shrooms n stage time, NYC subways stories, Weeds not workin and more fun

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Nov. 1, 2022

Russian Laughter and more wild tales

Hey lovers, happy Tuesday. Today's show - in honor of Dia De Los Muertos - spirit took over this episode ... no idea what went down, so hopefully you'll find it entertaining...past halloween scares, what makes Ukrainian folks...

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Oct. 25, 2022

Metal in my Cooch

Another wild week of stories; personal and from the news; I give an example of VABBING, This years' Halloween Costume, Rocky Horror Fluidity and much more fun and deep talk. Thanks for hangin out with me hope you enjoy xoxoxo...

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Oct. 18, 2022

Acid on a Monday

Hey lovers, what a fun ep this week ! I chat about how we know it's Fall in NYC, Shrooms Never Lie, Horror Movies past and more ...

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Oct. 11, 2022

Raygun or Vibrator

Hey Lovers, whatta fun show today. I really wanna bring back the Newleywed Game LIVE and in person ! We gotta LOVE our body parts more ! Blowys at The Plaza and more things to make ya thin-gle (that's think n tingle and it's ...

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Oct. 4, 2022

BANNED 4 Tatas

Banned for beautiful boobs, but Dahmer is #1 in the sreaming world? I didn't buy a Banksy ! Breadcrumbing vs Gaslighting and didju know Women STILL get cometitive over Men ? Plus more goodies to grin at

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Sept. 27, 2022

Latin Queens & Real Estate Porn

hey lovers, another week of wildin out and gathering goodies to chat about: Ima spicy PUMPKIN bitch and proud ! bad movies that influenced us as girls---- PURPLE RAIN or BRINGIN DOWN THE HOUSE ? Mabon Blessings, La Shana Tova...

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