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GET WOOD

Get Wood is Jess Wood: Born to Hippies, Raised by Gangs and the first white girl to grace HBO’s Def Comedy Jam, Jess is a funny sex positive comic storyteller. Taking her personal stories and infusen em with humor+ authenticity.
Unique, silly, and sometimes sad, Jess is honest and open and always a good time. Her characters are also guaranteed to brighten your day (or make ya clutch your pearls!)

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Recent Episodes

April 29, 2025

Gang Gang & Giggles

Bonjour Boners! This was extra fun and funny and you really get an idea of how I was raised....LA vs NYC...Gang affiliations but only if they're cute....Carrot Juice....Walking into magic (again) and more silliness that'll ke...
April 22, 2025

The Artists Way babay

bonjour boners! this week was filled with adventure, self care and hilarity: he loved my overalls, getting high with jesus, us females are divine! and more silliness than you can shake your tiddies at. LOVE when you share the...
April 15, 2025

Yacht Rock Dock

Bonjour Boners, this week's episode is brought to you by Goodwill & Anxiety - I've been chatting about both ...plus good music equals good moods, feeling extra cultured like cottage cheese hittin broadway baby and art opening...
April 8, 2025

Yellowjackets Saved Me

Bonjour Boners! I'm back on IG LIVE and loving it...this week I'm chatting about how hard it is to REST even when you're sick...Earthquakes in the east....and being saved by a TV show Plus som random silliness inbetween Love ...
April 1, 2025

I Almost Fought a Teenager

Bonjour Boners! Another adventure-filed week for me with tales of Bloomingdale's Bathroom Brawl, Cougars might Eat you, I'll Never Forget my 1st Dime Bag Purchase and more silly shi in between. SHARE LIKE SUBSCRIBE Thanks lov...
March 25, 2025

Are You A Thruple?

Bonjour Boners! Such a fun show today; Where'd I get My Laugh? Seniors Stories, Sexy Questions...and more #getwoodpodcast #healinglaughs #funnylady #authentic #genx