This is gonna be fun, raw and sexy….

This is gonna be fun, raw and sexy….

This is gonna be fun, raw and sexy….

Hi there stranger and welcome to my blog!

First off I’d like you to get some background about me….

I am a stand up comic, ex-druggie and former teen prostitute who loves crank calls and watermelon jolly ranchers. I ride my yellow bicycle ‘Jenny’ to work from ‘BROOKLYN!’ to the east village and get yelled at daily.

Some of the comments I’ve received; “You ever get your pussy sucked by a black man?!”I thought he was quite dedicated to have a full sentence to scream at me while I rode by. And by the way, I don’t care what color the man is, but I don’t think I like my pussy sucked…more licking is good I’m sure of it. Another fun comment happened when I honked my honka-honka bike horn at a guy who was standing in the middle of the bike lane. “Excuse me, Boobies!” was his reply. Now I took this as a compliment, not that any cat-calls are a put down, but this boob thing made me smile. Boobies is a nicer word than say, Titties and yet I’ve had that yelled at me too, but it was as I walked passed and a man yelled, “Titties! Titties! Titties!” when I got to the end of the block he added, “You know you like it when I talk to you like that!” Of course! What red blooded woman wouldn’t like it?!  Riding down a bumpy street in Brooklyn, I hit a big bump and a man on the sidewalk shouted, “Yeah, Panties!” So, I guess what I’m saying is, that I’m a popular sex-pot of a bike rider. Who knew a billowy dress and sneakers would get as much attention, if not more, than the stiletto wearing girls who look like they work at the Bada Bing? Well, another reason I love New York and the men that yell at me here.

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